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SlapLocal · Local lead systems · Your reputation stays yours

Your phone
should be
ringing.

We build a marketing system that expands your reach across your entire local market — Google, Maps, and the answer engines your customers ask now. You don't pay a dollar until seven qualified leads land.

Billing activates at qualified lead №7

How it works

§ 01
  1. Step 1

    We study your market

    Every competitor, every keyword they rank for, every gap in your local map coverage. We know your market better than they do before we touch anything.

  2. Step 2

    We build your system

    Your Google Business Profile, your local search presence, your visibility in the answer engines people ask instead of searching. Built to last, not to trick.

  3. Step 3

    Your phone rings

    Real people, in your service area, asking for work you do. Every lead logged in your portal with its source, so you see exactly where it came from.

  4. Step 4

    You pay when it works

    Lead №7 lands, your agreement activates. Until then, the risk is ours — which is why we choose our clients carefully.

Why we're vague on the details: your competitors can read this page too. Clients see the full work log in their portal. The public gets the outline.

What we work on

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Google Business Profile

The box on the map that decides who gets the call. We make yours the one that shows up — and the one people pick.

Local search

The rankings that matter are the ones in your zip codes. We move you up where your customers actually are.

Answer engines

Your customers ask AI assistants for "a plumber near me" now. AEO makes sure the answer is you.

Reach & reputation

The signals that make Google — and people — trust you: consistent, credible, everywhere your market looks.

Your reputation stays yours. No bought reviews, no fake listings — we own the system that does the ranking, so nothing risky is ever attached to your name.

The deal

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Work order SL-2026-###
Market build & setupOne-time · billed when your system delivers lead №7 $1,500
System & serviceMonthly · ongoing work, tracking, and your client portal $2,000/mo
Billing trigger 7 qualified leads

Expensive? Yes. That's on purpose.

We take one business per trade, per market, and we do the work ourselves. Cheap marketing is cheap because nobody's actually working on it.

Read this part

A qualified lead is a real person in your service area asking for work you do. When seven of them land, your fees are due — whether or not you close them.

Closing them is your job. Making the phone ring is ours. If that split doesn't sit right with you, we're not your company — and we'd rather you know that now.

You'll watch us work

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Live lead feed

Every qualified lead the moment it lands — who called, where they found you, what they asked for.

Your rankings

Where you stand in your market for the searches that matter, updated continuously. Watch yourself climb.

Weekly work log

What we did on your account, in plain language, every week. No mystery, no "trust us."

Simple analytics

Calls, profile views, site visits — the numbers that matter, without the dashboard maze.

If it's not ringing, you're not paying.

Straight answers

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What counts as a qualified lead?

A real person in your service area asking for a service you actually offer, delivered to your phone or inbox. Wrong numbers, spam, and solicitors don't count. Every lead is logged in your portal with its source, so you can see exactly how it was counted.

When do I start paying?

Nothing is due until we deliver seven qualified leads. When lead №7 lands, your agreement activates: $1,500 one-time setup plus $2,000 per month — whether or not you close those leads.

What exactly do you do?

We build and run a marketing system that expands your reach across your local market — your Google Business Profile, local search, and the answer engines people ask now. We don't publish the playbook, because your competitors can read this too. Clients see the full work log in their portal.

Is any of this risky for my business?

No. We own the system that generates your calls, so the ranking work is never tied to your business's name. No bought reviews, no fake listings — nothing that could come back on your reputation. You get the calls; the work, and its risk, are ours.

Can my competitor hire you too?

No. One business per trade, per market. If your market is taken, we'll tell you straight and offer the waitlist.

How fast will my phone ring?

It varies by market and we won't pretend otherwise. What we can promise: the timeline risk is ours, not yours — you don't pay a dollar until seven qualified leads have landed.

Claim your market

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One business per trade, per market. First qualified applicant takes it.

Tell us who you are and where you work. We answer within one business day — and if your market's already taken, we'll tell you straight.

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